chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Icy chocolate milk

A sin for all chocolate milk drinkers. No person should simply ever put ice in their chocolate milk because it is UNACCEPTABLE!!! What a disgrace.

He drank some icy chocolate milk and then immediately began throwing up because it was so nasty.

by ch1ckenman August 25, 2021

Chocolate Reagan

When you take an entire bar of chocolate, melt it, and then pour it into somebody's asshole, then eat it.

"Yeah, dude, last night she totally let me do a Chocolate Reagan on her!"

"No shit??"

"Nope!"

by yondobas December 12, 2023

Chocolate

A commonly used flavour all along india to destroy pussies of people like hapless

Chocolate 🍫

by Vme February 21, 2022

Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.

He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.

by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017

Swass Chocolate

The act of placing chocolate between ones ass cheeks and sitting on it all day so that it melts into a form of lava cake which your partner then licks out of your ass at the end of the day.

"Honey, can you make swass chocolate for tonight?"
"Boys, guess what? My wife made swass chocolate last night, you gotta try it. YUM."

by Buttstuf420 March 2, 2022

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021