mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!

mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

by helloelijahajdhsh March 06, 2024

vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 31, 2017

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

by MikeHasAMic November 14, 2020

Butter on your chin

Your fly is undone......, an old Australian slang phrase meaning to check that your fly is done up

"hey mate, you've got butter on your chin"

by Lumpy1 June 12, 2013

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 09, 2022

Fucking butter knife

Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs

Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out

by Shane Moto YT December 26, 2018

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016