when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016
Get the butter my tulipmug. To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
Get the Peanut butter carpetmug. by Lix_iDrxp September 16, 2022
Get the Butter-Nut Cheesemug. when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019
Get the Peanut butter cup cockmug. ‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.
“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”
by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021
Get the Duck Buttermug. The fine art of ejaculating onto a piece of toast and then spreading butter over the toast, thus mixing the cum and butter and delivering it to the enemy of the one who ejaculates.
by ThatAsianGutBuster December 25, 2015
Get the butter nuttingmug. Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.
Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.
by QuacksO July 25, 2024
Get the naturally salted buttermug.