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East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022
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Strum Job

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
by The Diddly September 30, 2021
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Sheetrock Job

Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock
I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night
by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025
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job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.
by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023
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Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
by Nutz56 November 19, 2018
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cozy job

a 13 year old girl named Lilian kates formally known as cozy, Bubblecozy, who catfished and sold nsfw art that wasn’t her own and lied about her age 5 times (@lilliana2121) a “cozy job” is when one person texts there lover a goodnight message then proceeds to aggressively masterbate with the lover on vc then after one finishes they proceed to start Autoerotic asphyxiating on their own camera and licking it up while the next party talks about cerebral palsy and does meth then they both go to sleep then both proceed to stay on the call while one secretly stays up with their mic, muted putting spells on the next party involved.
yo Darknova can you give a brotha a cozy job?
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Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
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