how's your whippy

a genuine interest as to the health of a man's penis

hey ronnie, how's your whippy today - did the cream you bought off marketplace do the trick?

by templegate February 27, 2023

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

durn your hide

When country folk start a cursin. Durn your hide is loosely translated to dang it or dang you. If a country folk coke at ya with “durn your hide” you may as well just jump off a cliff cause your bout to meet your maker either way.

If someone cuts you off in traffic you yell “durn your hide”.

by Voodoomamarurujoooooo February 15, 2023

your next line is

A phrase said by Joseph Joestar in Jojos bizarre adventure used to predict the enemy’s next line

Joseph: your next line is “I'm gay”

Every hot character in Jojos: I’m gay

by Real guy under April 10, 2023

trust your gut

Trusting your gut means following the physical feelings your body gives you that you are making the right or wrong decision. They are feelings of intuition that occur when the neurons in your gut communicate with those in your brain.

alex: you were right,that night was a disaster.

anna:told you,always trust your gut.

by artemis♡ May 7, 2023

your bitch is showing

The moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....

Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!

by Debnhim October 26, 2019