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Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.
Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019
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Almighty fish lord

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
by Leothebard June 11, 2022
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Bucking Fish

Bucking Fish is a word that can be used as a scheldwoord, a greeting or many more.
by Nàvi January 14, 2020
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fillet fish

a girl after not showering her meow meow for at least 3 days
dude dont eat her out shes a fillet fish
by Jonas daddy May 15, 2022
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The Fish

The fish is a terrifying large toothed monster that preys on the feet of children at night. It usually squelches and growls to make itself known and that it is present.
“The fish bit my toes last night and tried to yank me under the bed!”
by Boomslang yonker July 19, 2022
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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
by LA Star November 18, 2020
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fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.
by Peterson September 2, 2003
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