job van breukelen

Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
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by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021
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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
by TheJobRot February 01, 2025
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PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).
My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.
by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014
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Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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A Mu Job

Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....
His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!
by ClutchLutch April 17, 2021
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Pajama Job

Any job you can do from home and work in your pajamas.
I'm now working for a call center from home. I finally have a pajama job!
by DJSuzay May 13, 2021
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