Spine Job

noun:

The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.

Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...

by obamapproved May 25, 2009

Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy

Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job

by glovermang April 15, 2011

Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011

blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job

Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed

by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010