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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.
I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.
by Bunker Job July 20, 2014
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Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.
You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.
by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021
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yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016
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A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
by BullyWeener March 19, 2017
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Joba (Jobs)

Joba also known as Jobs, is a stunning blond girl that is a teacher. She is very secritive but once you get to know her, she will blow your mind, mentally and physically (if you know what I mean). She is cute, loving caring... She's a gamer amd a biker chick. She enjoys speed and will live you unconditionally. Ever dreamed of that naughty teacher fantasy, Joba is the girl.
OMG, Joba (Jobs) is my biggest fantasy.... I mean my favourite Teacher
by BenjiBen10 June 25, 2025
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Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.
The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.
by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025
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