Unionville high school

One of the smartest schools in the state of Pennsylvania...Not everyone smokes up and gets wasted each weekend,every high school has kids like that. It is just a accustion Kennett makes because mushrooms are the only things it has going for it.

Unionville High School may have its share of daddy's girl sluts and Hummers parked in the school parking lot, but it also have the highest test scores in our state, and about 97% of the school goes to college.

by shannagins December 19, 2004

Pilgrim High School

A high school in Warwick Rhode Island known for producing the state's burger flippers and WWD's (waistoids with diplomas). The principal is Dennis Mullin, who at the pep rallies believes that the school is spelled "P-I-L-G-R-I"

After every rainstorm at least one classroom becomes a designated swimming pool.

Most students are either too dumb or too poor to get drugs so many snort salt and smoke oregano.

Student apathy is a must, and those without it transfer to a private school, such as LaSalle or "Mendricken"

The sports teams all are awful except for the girls soccer team for some strange reason. So in closing, don't screw with the girls there because they all obviously know how to kick hard.

Random Person: "What School do you go to?"
PHS Student: "Pilgrim High School"
Random Person: "I'm so sorry.."

by StatikGS January 19, 2009

Apopka High School

This is the school is in the town of apopka, and holds all sorts of people. It has the uppity, rich type (usually white), the spanish, the south apopkans (usually black minus,my family), and the white trash from rock springs trailer park. We pride ourselfs on the fact that we have the "best" football team and our unique mascot, the blue darter! You can always catch a fight between the infamous SUR13 and APK gangs. In 2008, a new school was built so we no longer have to deal with the old, moldy campus! Our top rivals are Edgewater and Lake Brantley. Our sister-school is Wekiva. Abbrev. : AHS

"Do you go to Edgewater?"
"Fuck you, i got to Apopka High school!!"

by C/O2010 June 25, 2009

Cary High School

A large high school in Cary, NC right outside of Raleigh. Learning institute to the infamous band commonly known as a "the band cult" and NJROTC, fondly known as the "Rotc Nazis". Both groups receiving more titles than all other organization at CHS put together but earning the least respect from their classmates and teachers. Signaled by the large smoke cloud around it, caused by the various smoking spots around campus, but not on campus (although the lingering smell of smoke it's quite common after either lunch period while walking past the bathroom). Not known for it's cliques, but is evidently segreated by the black people group, the goths, ESL, and the identity confused white people. Home to relocated drug dealers, drug addicts, state-wide theives, baby mamas, custody battles and anger managment cases the school is extremely diverse, not only with cultures, but with students with all kinds of criminal backgrounds. Classified by the largest number of car crashes in a parking lot of neighboring streets known possible, the school is the best in the surrounding area. Despite it's colorful background, it still has more school spirit and more down to earth, well-known people then Apex, Greenhope, Athens or Middle Creek. Most students will agree that it is an awesome school after venture to any other school party or meeting any of the people for the other schools.

Miffy: "Hey you go to Cary"
Andrew: "Yea"
Miffy: "Can I beat?"

by Blaaat '05 April 22, 2005

Lovejoy High School

School inhabited by an abundance of niggas 30 minutes south of Atlanta. Was a decent school until they kicked all the nigs out of the housing projects in Atlanta.

Damn Lovejoy High School was on the news again, some nigga got shot.

by CtownsFINEST April 21, 2009

Truman High School

A School, located in Levitown, Pa which is comprised of the negative media generated by local newspapers. Some of this negative attention includes constant fighting, a hammer attack and a hit list. Also many bomb threats. While these things did happen, there also many good things which the media does not present. Such as the good Drama, Debate, Band, and Choir programs.

Person 1- "You graduated from Truman High School?"
Person 2- " Yeah, I'm in the Bloods."

by Markis E May 24, 2006

Madison High School

Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.

The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.

We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.

Madison High School:

senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"

*correction from last year*

any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"

by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006