baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008

pretty dick

A nice circumsized dick, good length, looks smooth and a nice color

You have a pretty dick

by Baddraqq March 5, 2018

calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.

"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."

by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008

Dick Whistle

A male or female preferably a male who blows on dicks as if it were a whistle. It is commonly used to make fun of others by saying they blow dicks.

Dude your a Dick Whistle.

by Delusional State January 10, 2009

dick storm

a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar

Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!

by jerome12 December 23, 2008

Side Dick

A bitches fuck buddy ; A male version of a side chick

"Man I sucked William good last night!"
"Aye, but isn't Noah your manz?"
"Nah bro, Noah my side dick, you know what I mean?"

by Daddy N December 4, 2018