cunt manual

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.

Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!

by Tres Importante January 22, 2009

cunt rocket

Slang for Tampon.

Cher is on the rag again. I saw her at the drug store buying some cunt rockets so she don't bleed on everything.

by whispering rain January 10, 2014

cunt bugs

Scabies

Shes got the cunt bugs

by lsdustin February 21, 2014

Con Cunt

Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.

Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.

Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)

by Raggedy Dandy May 17, 2014

cunt nip

someone who attracts cunts

Ben is cunt nip

by dover1990 November 19, 2013

Cunt Swab

Tampon. Surrounded by the Vagina.

Person 1: Wow, John is such a cunt swab.
Person 2: Yeah, John is such a tampon.

by BigPPSchlongMaster June 12, 2015

Cunt Flag

When someone is being a massive cunt and you signal to your mate by flapping your arms

Here mate, that guy was a pure cunt so I gave my mate the Cunt Flag *waves arms in the air*

by Beany138 July 4, 2016