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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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ThroatGoatNique

ThroatGoatNique is the most infamous sloppy head givers in the Southeast Dc Area. A similar comparison would be calling her the Lebron James of Throats with her notorious performances with her mouth. She is commonly mentioned in the dc area and has made an appearance in a song by Baby Jamo called, Big 37th. The song states: "I fall in love with the bitch she give me the head it's better than Throat Goat Nique".
Friend 1: Yo bro do u know where I can get some good slop in the area?
Freind 2: Yeah bro go hit up throatgoatnique
Friend 3: fox5gang!!!!
by 7dayGang December 13, 2024
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Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.
Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Throat Stalled

Your woman and you in bathroom stall, she sits on seat (paper cover if need be, lol) then you put it in her throat !
She begged me to throat stalled her and give her an excellent vanilla milkshake...
by Cheese N Cecil January 31, 2025
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Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.
"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025
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Throat scrote

An alternate/slang term for the uvula
"What's that thing that hangs in the back of the throat? You know, the little sack?" "That's the throat scrote dude!"
by _irritant February 15, 2025
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throatslaya

Writer, Actress, Artist, and Head Surgeon General of the “Infamous”🫡Throat Army👅
I use to love to be a throatslaya now I’m a GMA
by Throatslaya February 28, 2025
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