fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

coffee cake ass

A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.

Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!

booty BB Bubble Butt fuck boi

by kys.kms June 27, 2016

Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025

cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020

cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks August 26, 2005

cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange

Cake and candles bro

by Suzpqi March 30, 2024