October 22

Slap the kid who missed school yesterday.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me?”
Everyone:”because it is October 22 and you missed school yesterday!”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

october 24

national slap anyone named Aliyat

its october 24

is she an aliyat
u know wat that means

by Angeltheb October 24, 2022

October 16th fools

The 16th day of October, is the day of October fools

Fuck u reshma bitch, its October 16th fools!

by Nanjoe October 16, 2020

October 20th

October 20th is Dream appreciation day!

October 20th is Dream appreciation day spread some love ❤️

by Haha_HowdyuWu October 20, 2020

October 24

International Suck ur Nan Day

Nan: i brought the cookies darling
Me: i told u to bring the condoms nan, not cookies
Nan: Well its October 24 we'll do it without the protection

by UrDadTheOneYouNeverHad October 22, 2019

October 25

The real national no homo day. You and the boys can engage in any homoerotic action and not have to saw the words “no homo”.

Steve: Hey John it’s October 25th want to engage in a homoerotic action?
John: Yes I would love to

*engage in homoerotic action*
Steve and John: ...

by Myryan October 24, 2019

October 18

A girl named charity was born

Guy:when’s your birthday?
Charity:October 18

by Charitybbbbbb October 17, 2019