dick trickles

A nasty STD that causes the penis to drip a pus-like fluid.

Juan regretted his night of fun with a prostitute after he wound up with a severe case of the dick trickles two days later.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

dry dick

to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.

Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!

Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.

Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!

by ouattw3lp August 12, 2011

dick tucker

When one person is being or acting like a pussy. To the point that you can't call them a pussy anymore. So they tuck there dick under and act like they are Bufflo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.

Jason: "Dude what is wrong with Mikey?"
Ty: "Who fuckin knows. He has been a dick tucker all day"

Ty: "Have you seen Trey today?"
Jason: "Nope! Mother fucker has been a dick tucker all week."

by TheWhiteTyrone June 20, 2011

baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008