The act of masturbating.
(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
by MassBoss July 30, 2013
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Get the Chicken, Pot, Pie mug.When two/three straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.
The game is able to be played with 2 or 3 players, recommended supplies include lube, condoms are not recommended .
The first two players must get their cocks out, and optionally apply lube.
The third player must take their pants off and expose their asshole. The must then bend over and open their mouth (if there is 3 players)
All 3 players must then close their eyes, and players 1 and 2 must walk forward until their dicks are in player 3. The first player to flinch or move away is declared the loser. If nobody moves away the first player to ejaculate is considered gay.
The game is able to be played with 2 or 3 players, recommended supplies include lube, condoms are not recommended .
The first two players must get their cocks out, and optionally apply lube.
The third player must take their pants off and expose their asshole. The must then bend over and open their mouth (if there is 3 players)
All 3 players must then close their eyes, and players 1 and 2 must walk forward until their dicks are in player 3. The first player to flinch or move away is declared the loser. If nobody moves away the first player to ejaculate is considered gay.
Chris: Hey dude wanna play Extreme Gay Chicken? I'll go in the middle.
Duncan: Yeah let me get the lube.
Tyler: Can I join?
Duncan: Yeah let me get the lube.
Tyler: Can I join?
by GreenvillePowerHose May 21, 2023
Get the Extreme Gay Chicken mug.A variation of "Gay Chicken" in which someone counters an insult from another of the same sex with a fruity comeback. The recipient of the comeback is then faced with three options:
1. Accept the challenge.(Retort with a far grander and fruitier response.)
2. Get defensive. (Attempt to affirm one's own sexuality, which further casts doubt upon said sexuality.)
3. Forfeit. (Backing down, having been faced with such an unsolvable dilemma.)
Any of the three choices results in an immediate resettling of the playing field, with the user being placed in a more advantageous position.
1. Accept the challenge.(Retort with a far grander and fruitier response.)
2. Get defensive. (Attempt to affirm one's own sexuality, which further casts doubt upon said sexuality.)
3. Forfeit. (Backing down, having been faced with such an unsolvable dilemma.)
Any of the three choices results in an immediate resettling of the playing field, with the user being placed in a more advantageous position.
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"I was getting flamed but I baited him with the classic Gay Chicken Gambit and he got all defensive. Easy W."
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