Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

Hampus

Hampus är simp

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Simp

Someone who will bend over backwards for a love interest knowing that they have zero chance with them, but continue to bend over backwards with false hope that bending over backwards will attain success.

Mark Harris is the world's biggest simp. He is simping hard over Leanna.

by JayV316 May 23, 2022

Simp

*Simp*
(Abhi-shek)

Person who is very loving, caring and sweet. Overly submissive to his girlfriend only and no other girl.
One who daydreams about her only and always behave cute around her.

Example: writing a whole blog page for her, making a cute painting for her even though he's bad at it are the traits of a simp

by Sanscutie July 10, 2023

Simp

Tim “Mit” Mitchell

One of the boys simping for the girls who he doesn’t have a chance with.

by Scary Couchman October 30, 2020

Simp

A guy who spends time with his girlfriend instead of playing Destiny with the bois

Boi 1: "Hey, can tom get on?"
Boi 2: "No he's too busy Simping with his girlfriend."
Boi 1: " What a Simp"

by NeoandGrace327 May 6, 2020

Simp

"I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp, not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp" circa 2000, Project Pat

Im a pimp, not no simp.

by tinystart November 3, 2023