open water rowing

A very difficult and stressful sport which includes a boat, oars, and people to use the oars to row. This sport is led in New England by the Burlington High school rowing team who won the New England Ice Breaker Challenge even though Sound School Cheated!

Burlington High school beat The Sound School in open water rowing.

by Ace Ventura Pet Detective January 4, 2018

Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River

“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”

by Tonklord July 15, 2022

Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.

Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing

by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025

Water

H2O. Essential to human survival. Also found in lakes, oceans, and rivers this clear liquid is a life saver. Literally. So don't take it for granted.

Becky- This water tastes like actual trash
Taylor- I'm sorry it's not the right kind of glacier water 🙄

by Dogewow November 15, 2017

Water gun

when you make a girl squirt so much

I gave her the water gun

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021