deep pockets/short hands

A miserly billionaire, especially when it comes to charity

Sure he's loaded, but he, he's just charity-stays-in-the-pocket kind (or unkind!): deep pockets/short hands

by vivauganda December 23, 2010

One hand in the jungle book

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives

Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

by The Murfster January 13, 2011

got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"

Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.

by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

You're right hand comes off?

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"

by Anonimity7 March 27, 2023

rock n roll hand gesture

used only by the best soccer players

i posted a picture of me doing a rock n roll hand gesture because i’m the best soccer player

by urbandictionary1789 April 21, 2022

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022