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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead
Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Pulling a John

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!
by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019
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John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534
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John

“Yo, grab that john
We need to get outa this john”
by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024
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John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019
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st johns park

A place where gangers go to have orgys
Hey, let’s go St johns Park, i heard Miss Mag is going to be there
by anonymous June 20, 2023
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