goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.

Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.

by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021

shit frecks

while a friend is sleeping, pull down your pants and fart in his/her face also releasing a colony of fecal matter onto their face resembling freckles

dude johnny woke up with shit frecks

by seh naes April 13, 2009

shit for luck

Extremely bad luck.

guy1: Bro, my car got impounded!
guy2: Well, don't you have shit for luck.

by Nic Grossie June 2, 2008

shit shins

When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"

After he became shit shins he couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

by TanRin March 30, 2009

Little Shit

A particularly annoying person. The do not have to be small, but a little shit will act like an obnoxious prick.

"Oh my god, Nolan is such a little shit!"

by Mushy_ February 15, 2019

boyle shit

the telling of an obviously fictional event as though it really happened to you, and then standing by that lie no matter what evedence is presented to prove you wrong.

Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."

by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008