Get off the cross

Get off the cross is a way of telling people off for presenting themselves as the victim or how bad things are.

It was also the debut album of the band Firewater.

"I'm telling you man I'm doin' all the work around here and everybody hates me for it!"

"Get off the cross dude, you're not the only who has chores."

by Freudian Fellow January 30, 2014

Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.

Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.

by iandiablo April 1, 2011

off screen ninja

A ninja that shoots arrows at you from off the screen. He uses magic not chakra and apparently has the ability to do a hadouken.

NL: Hey who are you
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***

by MrFeeney July 23, 2009

Blow-off valve

In a car that is equipped with some sort of forced induction system ,such as a turbo or a supercharger, a blow-off valve is usually availible as an aftermarket part to release excess pressure (boost) from the turbine system. Makes a very distinct noise. Like - pssssshhhhhhhhh! Or somtimes a chirping noise depending on the blow-off valve. Usually replaces a stock part usually refered to as a by-pass valve.

1. Gil: Whoah, dude! Did you hear that car go by?
Willy: Yeah, it sounded like it had a blow-off valve.

by Wilburt May 9, 2006

wack-off-able

Something incredibly hot and or sexual that men like to wack off to

Dude...
did u see that porn on we live together??
yea man, it was soo wack-off-able

by John Sniffen December 11, 2006

Off your chump

British slang of unknown origin meaning "crazy", like "off your rocker" or "out of your mind".

"I can't believe she tried to do that with only duct tape, a banana, and a bottle of Windex... that bitch was off her chump!"

"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."

by offmychump December 20, 2008

Glasgow Send-off

After a severe kicking the individual then has a shotgun put up his back passage and the trigger pulled.

He owed Billy money and wouldn't give him it so he got the old Glasgow Send-off

by pawk July 13, 2006