stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008

shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.

Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.

by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008

shit shifting

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

by blips April 1, 2008

Shit Ripple

The worst type of alcohol one could drink.

Man we so poor we can only drink shit ripple.

by Joel Forseth April 9, 2008

shit-fucked

when something is really fucked up

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.

by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.

Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!

by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009