sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been

Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.

by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023

pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Grey Swan Guild

The Grey Swan Guild. Is a virtual Think Tank that was formed in 2020 by a group of people around the world responding to large scale events with better tools and better communications to become more resilient. There goal is to make the world a better place through Sensemaking and Futures thinking.

We wanted to join the Grey Swan Guild in order to build out a "GSG Thousand Day Radar" ... it's one of their tools to help access the future and become more resilient. It's like TED but without all the glitz and flash.... It's the 5 weeks not the 15 minutes.

by robtyrie March 29, 2024

International No Guilty Gear Strive Day

The day (12th April) that nobody is allowed to play Guilty Gear Strive, millions across the world will be upset, but it is to honour the loss of beloved Guilty Gear Strive player: Hotashi.

"Oh boy I can't wait to play Guilty Gear Strive!"
"Did you not know? It's International No Guilty Gear Strive Day today."

by ILoveGuiltyGearStrive April 12, 2024