cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

Fake caking

The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.

Bru im not finna cuff that girl, im just fake caking.

by Playatech June 2, 2025

Betchy Cakes

adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.

Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?

by betchycakes33 May 20, 2011

Fruit cake

A gay ass nigga who be fruite as fuck

Man that nigga John a fruit cake

by Yung Quinn October 16, 2017

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

cake eating motherfuckas

could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.

oh my god dustin look at these cake eating motherfuckas

by rocky69420 September 23, 2022

Bowl Cake

The dried resin that forms within a smoking-pipe’s bowl over a period of several uses.

After cleaning their water pipe, Eugene decided to reward themself by smoking the bowl cake.

Buck has been saying bizarre things lately, he probably hit the bowl cake.

by GrudgeJudge August 22, 2021