Cunt Swatter

The female version of a "Cock Blocker" They keep other females from getting ass.

Jesus Christ! That girl is such a cunt swatter, I was just about to come when she walked in!

by Rae Kogan June 8, 2009

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Sewer Cunt

A sewer cunt is a reel bitch who sleeps around.

A: "Do you know her?"
B: "No, she looks nice!"
A: "She is a reel sewer cunt!"
B: "Pity"

by EngelDenmark April 27, 2011

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cunt-bunkle

A derogatory name given to someone perceived as annoying or, alternatively, someone less uber than yourself.

Man, our roommate Eric is such a cunt-bunkle for leaving his shit in the sink.

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Ben's a cunt-bunkle. Just look at his lack of leet micro.

by Thrasy June 30, 2005

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cunt-crumble

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.

You sir, are a cunt-crumble!

by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

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cunt manual

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.

Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!

by Tres Importante January 22, 2009

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