Bro-sex

That is the specific word to define pseudo-sexual movements with the chlotes on.

A: you and John had sex last night?
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...

by PabloTheWordInventer June 23, 2024

Bro

A total douche bag. Usually lives in the San Bernardino, Riverside, or Orange County area of California. You can identify a bro by their oh so common attire I.E. Black Metal Mulisha or Monster hats, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks and fat skate shoes that nobody but these douche bags wear. They also love to wear Fox Clothing or anything that involves dirt biking. Also drives Big Trucks with a bunch of stupid ass trucks. Usually seen blasting bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, or any other band in that nature.

That stupid bro kept blasting his gay ass Godsmack album in the parking lot. I fucking hate bros, they're such douche bags!

by Gfunk95 September 21, 2016

Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.

Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.

by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020

Embarrassed Bros

The act of scoring single-digits in one half of a basketball game by a Top 25 ranked team.

#15 San Diego State embarrassed bros by scoring a total 9 points in the first half of their game against unranked Wyoming on January 19, 2013.

by John D Smith February 1, 2013

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Bro-totype

Man who publically Bro-hugs at every available chance he gets thinking it's an original and sincere show of affection

No example needed for bro-totype

by My Pal Al July 6, 2017

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024