Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.

Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?

by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022

Butter

The most amazing, caring, spontaneous, marvelous, pretty, funny, annoying, generous, forgiving, energetic, trustworthy, stupid, and like able person you’ll ever meet

I love you butter <3

by Gvbbiis August 3, 2021

Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 10, 2014

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by da d awd a October 11, 2020

trifle butter

The epitome of being all up in someone's shit.

"I hear Victor is getting fired. Let's go walk past his office." "DAMN! Stop being so nosy. You trifle butter hoe."

by TeaBeenDrank May 10, 2018

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016