When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.
Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
Get the REAL OR CAKE??mug. by Witches Dancing August 31, 2023
Get the Annabeth Loves Cakemug. Yooo that girl is so thicc, I heared that she slept with half the people on campus. I could also go for some community cake myself.
by Naty_boy April 1, 2020
Get the Community cakemug. by Macshift September 22, 2021
Get the Queer cakemug. A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
by キッス マヤそ August 30, 2024
Get the Xan cakemug. by Llama66 October 16, 2019
Get the Crap cakemug.