A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
by crazycatlady1109 August 1, 2018
Get the Crazy cat ladymug. Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!
by wierdlass February 12, 2008
Get the cat in ya pantsmug. A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.
by Beefcube April 27, 2005
Get the The Cat in the Hat moviemug. to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.
Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011
Get the Hot Bean Catmug. 'Dead cats foot'
The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
by Hotornot August 29, 2005
Get the Dead cats footmug. by kyle June 3, 2004
Get the coolest cat in the castlemug. When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.
by Magarat October 22, 2009
Get the Cat Scratch Fevermug.