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Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016
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Dick Slap

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024
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slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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bitch slap

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
John: After I slapped her ass, she turned around a bitch slapped me.

Stacy: You deserved it!
by Markd September 29, 2015
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slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam
B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin
by founders of TC November 9, 2008
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slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.
by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022
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