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cinnamon baby

noun: The cinnamon colored feces excreted post anal sex. Lighter in color than regular feces due to the addition of semen.
"Once he cums in my ass he enjoys eating the cinnamon baby I shit out."
by cr76544 October 1, 2007
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Baby Lamb

A word that represents everything in life that is cool or sweet (as in awesome.) Often used as a simile. (That's like a baby lamb!) Can also denote power or depth, especialy when used with the word slaughterhouse.
Baaah I'm like a baby lamb led to the slaughterhouse.
by TheLambKing November 4, 2008
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Target Baby

Any number of small child which has wondered so far from his or her caretaker so that the child chances becoming the responsibility of whom ever else is shopping nearby. Since the name of the child is unknown and most likely the child isn't old enough to know their own name they become named after the store they were found in.

This may occur for several reasons:

1. The child is a space cadet (see def. of "space cadet")
2. The caretaker or parent is neglectful
3. The parent is a single parent
4. The child is a real crap head and hard to control
5. The child is child #10 of 15

Term and definition may also apply to other common department stores such as: "Walmart baby" "Walgreens baby" or "99 cents store baby."
Example 1
Customer: "Awww! He's soo cute! Who's his mother?"
Store Clerk: "I don't know... Just another Target baby."
Customer: "People just let their kids wander off like that?!"
Store Clerk: "Yeup. I get them all the time. I've had a whole multicultural family since I've been working here. Black baby, white baby, Mexican baby, Asian baby.. it don't matter."

Example 2
Guurrl: "Hey! Who dat?!"
Guy: "Idk somebody's baby y?"
Guurrl: "Well she iz Cute!

Guy: "Wonder where her muma is?"
Guurrl: "Hey y'all who baby is dis?! ... No one?! Aright!! Come hurr lil Target baby! You goin' home wit mee!
Child: "Muma!!!"
Guurrl: "Daz right! Muma! Muma luvs u!"
by The Stone Black Fox February 15, 2012
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Baby Chimosa

A tease, one who doesn't give
The Igloo for Eskimo Brothers
I really needed some brain, but that girl was a real Baby Chimosa
by Chimosa October 13, 2010
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Water Baby

A child born by a violent water birth, Resulting in the baby shooting across the tub and hitting its head in the side causing it to become a little dumber.
I hope Timmy will pass fourth grade this year. He is a water Baby though.
by Beef1403 April 12, 2021
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A Baby Slime

An ancient weapon that was rumored to have caused the first apocalypse. Has unearthly offensive power

Turns out the first apocalypse was actually caused by this one. You can see why... Has unearthly offensive power
by IdioticGuy March 13, 2020
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Dribble Baby

An unplanned Child and the greatest insult you can throw at ones adversary.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Your mom only had you for the food stamps.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? well your a dribble baby.

Example 2:

Girl 1: I pity George... Rumor has it he was a Dribble baby.

Girl 2: Yeah its so sad, he never knew his father.
by Celsius XIII August 2, 2011
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