by TheDeuceBruh March 7, 2016
Get the Skunk Meat mug."Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."
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"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."
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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016
Get the Meat pencil mug.It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH
by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016
Get the meat garatine mug.To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
Get the meated mug.When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016
Get the Cleat your meat mug.when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
(smash that pussy)
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
Get the beat girl meat mug.It's a whole lot worse than Stupid, Dumb, or Slow, when you gotta converse or have anything to do with a Meat Head like You. There I said it.
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