Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

by Lynxxh May 24, 2022

cake

sweet bread

'wow that girl has some cake if ya get what I mean'

'yes her bread is rather sweet'

by anonymous May 25, 2022

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

Caked!

The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.

Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”

by CakedPie June 4, 2022

Cake

FL lingo. Means to be flirtatious or sexually towards one another.

“Lil shawty tryna cake”
“Bruh caked up right now”
“Caking on the phone with this baddie”

“Tryna cake”

by SmileyShotIt June 4, 2022

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021