by The_Raven_ July 19, 2019
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
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Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
Bill: "Yes"
Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face
Bill: "Yes"
Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face
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