Simp-athy

The act of faking sympathy for someone in the hopes you get laid

I was giving this fine ass girl some simp-athy after she said her cat died

by TaylorSwiftsFuzzBucket August 13, 2020

shadow simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

“Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Simp

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

Generally a man being submissive and going way too much out of his way to please a woman that would usually not sleep with him.

"Did you seriously pay that much money to an E-girl? Dude, your a Simp

by moretypek January 11, 2023

simp

To act as a simpleton. Normally used to ridicule the behaviour of people which act based on impulse instead of conscious thought.

some teen: wow that lady has got curves, I shall restructure my whole life's priorities around her
chad: simp more pls

by skinnerrrr November 19, 2020

Simp

Hampus

Hampus är simp

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Simp

Patrick Long

Patrick Long is a simp

by urmomahoeee May 5, 2020

Simp

A man who buys things for a girl he's never met, namely Matthews.

Guy 1: Why don't you wanna play this game with us
Matt: I'm not feeling like it
Girl 1: Hey matt can you buy this game for me?

Matt: Yeah sure and I'll even throw in a kinky message. uwu
This is an example of a simp.

by FazeClan.MlgNoScoperSwag April 25, 2021