Screaming Piss

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.

“Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Challenge Pissing

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.

A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.

"Time me on this Challenge Pissing contest. See if I can beat that old hag Maury."

by Geestorn May 14, 2023

cornish piss

Taking a piss in a public, high traffic area without being seen.

Yesterday I got caught trying to take a cornish piss in the back corner of the computer store.

by Stiverton September 15, 2025

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

piss perfect

something that is perfect

but for people with piss kinks

'Have you seen Simon Le Bon? He's piss perfect!'

by theguyfromwham September 28, 2022

dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015