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Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?
by farder April 26, 2020
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Resting Fart Face

When someones relaxed face looks like they just smelled a fart.
I saw sally today, you ever notice she always looks like she just smelled a fart? she has a resting fart face.
by AngDevilo November 22, 2017
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Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.
That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Smelling their own farts

Term used to the delusion of individuals who think they are producing something great when actually it's a piece of shit.
Hey Danaerys, it's Jon Snow. Have you seen the scripts for season 8. Weiss and Benioff think it's great. They have definately been smelling their own farts in the writers room.
by Jayboy1980 November 4, 2020
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Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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x-fart

when a well known ecommerce system screws up and throws a wobbly
"god damn it my shop's x-farted again"
by blobby October 1, 2003
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farting up a storm

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.
1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.
by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011
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