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double bro seven

your bro who's super secretive.
"Frankie left the party and nobody knew-I think he's Double Bro Seven."
by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006
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Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting

A deterant stratergy used by woman to ward off sex offenders, whereby upon being raped, a woman will pretend to be dead in order to scare off the confused attacker.

Double-Deadnaughting (DDN) is when the offender himself, upon realising that his victim is trying to deadnaught, also goes into a sleep like manouver. This can result in a game of chicken, whereby each person is affraid to move; and may last up to several hours.
Seedy Pedo 1: "Oi, so what happened with you and that chick last night?"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Well, I took her back to some ally, and slipped one up her. She was putting up a bit of fighter at first, then after a few minutes she pulled a Deadnaught on me! I wanted to keep going, but without the fight, what's the point?"
Seedy Pedo 1: "You should have Double-Deadnaughted her!"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Fuck! Completely forgot!"
Seedy Pedo 1; "Rookie mistake.. Better luck next time."

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting
by Daughter 'n' Deadnaughter December 18, 2012
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super double blumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.
Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."

Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."

Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"
by Five-StarFratStar August 25, 2011
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Daddy double fisting

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.
Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.
by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010
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Double Barrel Shotgun

When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!
Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.
by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009
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double edge sword

Proverb used to convince one of not using a weapon (literal or figuritive) because it may come back and hurt yourself. Rather useless especially with the fact that one can learn how to use a double edge sword (literal or figuritive) effectively.
George: single edge sword is better to use cuz it wont cut you
Bob: A skilled swordsman can use any sword.

Jill: Anger is a double edge sword, it hurts you as well.
Jack: I've been using anger for 8 years and I haven't changed a bit.
by the Q-ist December 31, 2005
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double dutch clutch

when two males jerk off on eachothers
i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch
by dj michalek December 13, 2009
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