Bro G

An Original Bro.

See that dude with gray hair running the pong table? He's a bro g.

by Baneshaker September 2, 2021

Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

beltway bro

A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.

Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.

The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.

by Alilbirdtoldme June 28, 2021

Bro-Fist

The action of a man inserting his fist into another man’s anus.

I bro-fisted Jake last night.

by Johnny Skinny-Penis July 5, 2021

Taste Bro

When you give your bro a blow job and have the taste of his semen in your mouth

"Want to be taste bros?"
"You'll have to struggle snuggle me first freak!"

by lick my balls larry October 5, 2012

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.

"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."

by 727Haole October 22, 2012

Embarrassed Bros

The act of scoring single-digits in one half of a basketball game by a Top 25 ranked team.

#15 San Diego State embarrassed bros by scoring a total 9 points in the first half of their game against unranked Wyoming on January 19, 2013.

by John D Smith February 1, 2013