Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting

A deterant stratergy used by woman to ward off sex offenders, whereby upon being raped, a woman will pretend to be dead in order to scare off the confused attacker.

Double-Deadnaughting (DDN) is when the offender himself, upon realising that his victim is trying to deadnaught, also goes into a sleep like manouver. This can result in a game of chicken, whereby each person is affraid to move; and may last up to several hours.

Seedy Pedo 1: "Oi, so what happened with you and that chick last night?"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Well, I took her back to some ally, and slipped one up her. She was putting up a bit of fighter at first, then after a few minutes she pulled a Deadnaught on me! I wanted to keep going, but without the fight, what's the point?"
Seedy Pedo 1: "You should have Double-Deadnaughted her!"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Fuck! Completely forgot!"
Seedy Pedo 1; "Rookie mistake.. Better luck next time."

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting

by Daughter 'n' Deadnaughter December 18, 2012

holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.

Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!

by shankydanky August 7, 2006

double bro seven

your bro who's super secretive.

"Frankie left the party and nobody knew-I think he's Double Bro Seven."

by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006

Daddy double fisting

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.

Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.

by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010

Double Barrel Shotgun

When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!

Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.

by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009

double edge sword

Proverb used to convince one of not using a weapon (literal or figuritive) because it may come back and hurt yourself. Rather useless especially with the fact that one can learn how to use a double edge sword (literal or figuritive) effectively.

George: single edge sword is better to use cuz it wont cut you
Bob: A skilled swordsman can use any sword.

Jill: Anger is a double edge sword, it hurts you as well.
Jack: I've been using anger for 8 years and I haven't changed a bit.

by the Q-ist December 31, 2005

shizle double gizzle

snoop dogg('s'hizle='s'noop)(double 'g'izzle= 'gg', the double g makes the two g's in dogg)

Snoop Dogg- "Ladies lets go to my bedroom."
Hoes- "OK, lets go Shizle Double Gizzle!"

by captaindann May 12, 2004