tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Bitch Tits

Possessing the female counterpart breast as a man.

Hey Drago your bitch tits are leaking.

by Night hawk February 8, 2018

Tits McClits

When you're in a rut and need to get out, you call this guy.

Man I've been having such a shit month. Dude you just need to call Tits McClits.

by Heylookitstits January 4, 2017

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017

Dick Tits

A provocative term.

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨

by jakfrost January 11, 2017

tit jaw

(n) (insult) A big mouth. The owner of the tit jaw usually has a mouth that's too large, sometimes meaning they talk too much. Can also be used to mean that the person eats too much. Also used to evoke baby-like images of the person.

Damn, Natalie. He's got the body, but just look at that ugly tit jaw.

by The Other Shoe January 18, 2017