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Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
mugGet the Tits-up Tuesdaymug.

Ass tit

Ugh that dumb ass tit slept with him
by Jekskdk June 27, 2016
mugGet the Ass titmug.

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter
Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?
by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022
mugGet the Glitter Titsmug.

tit

hello sir your tits look lovely this evening
by nippleunicornacids March 10, 2015
mugGet the titmug.

Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!
by Eric shin May 2, 2020
mugGet the Chubby tit witchmug.

Get your tits up

Fight for your cause. Gendered for females
by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021
mugGet the Get your tits upmug.

Gorilla Tits

Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.
They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!
by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016
mugGet the Gorilla Titsmug.

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