by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
Get the national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L daymug. THE KNOCKER
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Get the Types of Kissesmug. The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
Get the Satans Kissmug. by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
Get the custard kissesmug. When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Scissor-kissmug. by Your real name 666 November 25, 2019
Get the KISSmug. Cup kiss: two examples
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?
by WilliardThe3rd May 22, 2020
Get the Cup Kissmug.