The act of constantly purging your email, cache, cookies or other digital history to hide your personal usage.
He was looking at porn on his work computer so he became e-bulimic to keep his job.
"I've been downloading all my music illegally, now I'm e-bulimic."
"I've been downloading all my music illegally, now I'm e-bulimic."
by Mawleesa April 23, 2010
Get the e-bulimic mug.When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
Get the e-joke-ulated mug.This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.
They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.
They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.
by scubaduder February 18, 2010
Get the e-tard mug.An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
by werepyre007 February 19, 2010
Get the E-tard mug.as a noun: Your e-nvoice has been sent.
as a verb, with an object: You will be e-nvoiced for the total amount.
as a verb, without an object: The items e-nvoiced are on back-order.
as a verb, with an object: You will be e-nvoiced for the total amount.
as a verb, without an object: The items e-nvoiced are on back-order.
by Christa Maura March 2, 2010
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gnomearc: COOL STORY BRO
water.mellow: you're such a moron
gnomearc: no u
water.mellow: ugh, what a wana/b/e!
gnomearc: COOL STORY BRO
water.mellow: you're such a moron
gnomearc: no u
water.mellow: ugh, what a wana/b/e!
by girlfromhabbocanada-madethis March 24, 2010
Get the wana/b/e mug.The iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society...and so has being, looking or acting "emo." It's only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. Use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn't have anything together. You might be feeling e-phone just reading this...it's ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.
Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Example 1.)
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."
Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)
"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."
Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)
"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
by I'm not opinionated January 14, 2010
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