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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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The guy

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.
by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024
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Bitchy bacon guy

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!
by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024
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That Guy

I’m that guy
by That guy angle October 25, 2023
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big boston guy

A term used by frat boys and jocks who like frat boy ass sports such as football and hockey. Coined by members of barstool sports to describe males who love their respective cities regardless of their accomplishments or legitimate value. Can be used with any city - insert “guy”. Normally spoken on round 12 of beers at the local pub when talking about literally anybody.
Did you see what davey pageviews said about worcester?

Oh absolutely. Davey, big boston guy.
by MikeyMoney787 November 25, 2022
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hello guys in todays video

most said words on Youtube, ever.
what a youtuber says when they have no creative intro.
youtuber: hello guys in todays video were gonna be taking a look at-
viewer: get on with it!
by kieralovedanny October 19, 2025
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Chill Guy

Someone that does not give a crap about a problem or argument and just stays chill.
"I am a chill guy, I don't have any problems with arguments"
by DreamAlt7 December 30, 2024
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