real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now

by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

piss like a russian racehorse

When you have to piss badly like a Russian Racehorse

I gotta piss like a Russian Racehorse.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

spreads like butter

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.

“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”

by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017

Sounds like a personal problem

when someone is telling you a personal problem you have no interest/caring about in any way

Jazmin : ‘ I thought I was transferring out of nunes class but noo they had to prank me ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem ‘

Asiah : ‘when I gain more weight and do my nails it’s over for you guys ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem’

Angelina : I want to fight you so bad
Me : sounds LIKE A YOU PROBLEM .

Devonte : my girlfriend jus cheated on me
Me : sounds like a personal problem

by Ilovepen15 September 27, 2018

Ya like Jazz?

Ya like Jazz? (Do you like jazz?)

Yo sage ya like Jazz?

by Datboiplayzz October 4, 2019

on the rise like yeast

to move up socially, economically, or any other way pertaining to humans; to make moves; to do the damn thing!; to increase

i just got my BA, got a phat job...man, i'm on the rise like yeast.
first of the month!...my bank account is on the rise like yeast.

by SJ Quik February 24, 2004

whaddit look like whaddit do

derived from c-murder (not the rapper, the dishwasher/hustler)-it simply means how are you doing

"whaddit look like whaddit do!?!" legitimate response would be-"whaddit be 'bout!?!"

by Brandon Tate May 21, 2006