Chasing A Bird With Your Hands

Chasing something that is hard to get, or achieve.

I'm just gonna focus on my work and me until the right girl comes in my life.

- Yeah its better than going around chasing a bird with your hands

by Toby CA February 7, 2026

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

Mrs. Handsome

A ruggedly beautiful woman, almost tough-looking or a bit man-ish (see Basil Exposition's mother). Any time you see one, you know that luck is on your side.

The minute I spotted Mrs. Handsome at the basketball game, I knew my team would win.

by ErnieFingies May 9, 2013

Who's ass is it bout to get these hands

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )

Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands

by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018

Mr. Handsome

Jackie Chan

“Look at this man”
“Oh my goodness it’s Jackie Chan Mr. Handsome!”

by Jackiechan#1fan January 16, 2019

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

Mr. Hands

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.

Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...

by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022