Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry

by anonymous March 23, 2023

There’s nothing we can do

When there’s nothing we can do 😔

“Sir, the Russians have taken Paris! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do 😔”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?

by lettucebeet November 9, 2023

i cant do this anymore

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to die

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "You cant what! talk to me"
girl 1 "I cant do this anymore..."
girl 1 kills herself

by EMOKID2020 December 17, 2020

Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole

My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.

by So you don't know what karlson October 7, 2021

Do you fuck with Pangea

Know or understand what the first landmass ever was Pangea

Do you fuck with Pangea?

No

This bisch don’t know about Pangea

by !Ifoundyou! August 27, 2021